i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
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God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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