There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Who died my cat blue again?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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