Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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