i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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