Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I'm bleeding and have questions
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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