they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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