we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
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I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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