we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
Randomize
