I think i sorta joined a cult last night
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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