We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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