i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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