Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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