just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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