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I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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