So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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