does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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