office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
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