margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
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in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
My vagina just clenched in fear
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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