what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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