let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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