and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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