my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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