in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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