Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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