I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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