i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
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Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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