Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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