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Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.

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(407): Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store. http://tfl.nu/m9df

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I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.

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(253): I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan. http://tfl.nu/4ryj

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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.

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(213): i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now. http://tfl.nu/744a

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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?

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Are you high?

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(630): Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"? (1-630): Are you high? http://tfl.nu/3xxd

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...

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Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.

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(724): I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move... (412): Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am. http://tfl.nu/4pbg

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They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.

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(804): They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones. http://tfl.nu/bfce

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My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.

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(832): My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking. http://tfl.nu/1gc1

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That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.

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(847): That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year. http://tfl.nu/exle

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(416): View more from Toronto

You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.

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(416): You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it. http://tfl.nu/a4tp

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I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.

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(605): I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more. http://tfl.nu/w7nf

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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.

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(574): We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head. http://tfl.nu/s37i

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Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."

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(307): Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator." http://tfl.nu/nuq5

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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.

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(918): I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot. http://tfl.nu/9z19

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I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night

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(306): I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night http://tfl.nu/ov8q

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wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man

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you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife

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(714): wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man (1-714): you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife http://tfl.nu/week

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