Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
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When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.