u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
Reggie can tackle my bush.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life