Sponge bath it is.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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