The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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