The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
They should really pass out barf bags in church
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
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