Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
How many fucks given?
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