I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
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If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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