Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
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Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
There are leaves in my underwear?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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