i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
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im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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