i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
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aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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