Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
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This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
how do flat chested girls get laid?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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