She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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