please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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