Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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