Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
The beer is more important than you right now.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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