party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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