I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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