Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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