Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
handjob tips. give me some.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
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No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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