Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
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Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
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Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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