we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
You don't make any sense
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