you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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