do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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