On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
All I want is dick and wine.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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