Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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