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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?

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  unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  his penis was the training wheels of my sex life

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• (845): View more from New York

  I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.

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• (530): View more from California

  is this the sara with the beer cane?

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Drugs are gluten free tho, right?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.

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