'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.