I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
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We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.