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• (775): View more from Nevada

  What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?

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  A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Do you want the good news or bad news first?

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  bad news

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  The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.

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• (408): View more from California

  Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?

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• (207): View more from Maine

  My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense

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• (213): View more from California

  Her brother is deaf.

  (214): View more from Texas

  no wonder she was so good with her hands

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?

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• (607): View more from New York

  Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?

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  I think so and I think we were sober.

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• (559): View more from California

  I mean honestly, what would you have done?

  (805): View more from California

  Not screw her in the church house?

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut

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• (518): View more from New York

  Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus

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