Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
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And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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