Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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