Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
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I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
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I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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